“So that’s what a glittered cock ring looks like.”
Jon’s hitched eyebrow showed that he wasn’t impressed by
the contents of the little box in his hand. His utter disdain made
it all the funnier for Charlie, who had laughed so much in the last half-hour
that her cheek muscles were going to cramp and create an immovable Joker-esque
grin.
“You gonna take it out?”
That sly question came from one of the two other people sequestered in
Jon’s office for the opening of this gift.
“No, Kentucky, I’m not fucking taking it out,” he scoffed
with a hard look at the snarky creator of his new bling. “The damn thing can keep all its glitter
herepes, ‘cause I ain’t touchin’ it.”
“Now, Jon. Don’t
be mean. Lilah went to all the trouble
to special-make that for you.” Charlie
barely managed to get it out before her snickering started again.
Make-up had been pointless today. Every bit of eyeliner was gone thanks to the
constant wiping of mirthful tears, and more started to flow when Jon slid a
lazy stink eye her way. He didn’t find
her nearly as funny as she did.
“Thanks, Lilah,” he drawled sardonically. “For something I can never un-see.”
“Tour isn’t gonna be the same now, is it?”
Tony was goading his brother because Lilah hadn’t just
decorated Jon’s cock ring with random red and green glitter in the spirt of the
season. Oh no. She custom-designed this little beauty with
solid red glitter – and adorned it with two beady eyes and a black line of
glitter glue along the top and bottom edge.
The “Have a Nice Day” smirk had its mouth open for
business, and Charlie thought it was hilarious.
Jon, not so much.
“I had better never see this replicated on one of my concert
screens, or your ass is fired.”
“Never crossed my mind.”
Jon eased the lid back onto Mr. Smirk’s cardboard coffin
and overlooked Tony’s blatant lie.
“You’re a screwball, Kentucky, but I gotta give you props for pulling
the whole herpetology thing outta thin air.
That was pretty damn impressive on the fly.”
Lilah dismissed the praise with an uncomfortable smile
and a shrug. The self-conscious behavior
was out of character, but Charlie was starting to notice that it often surfaced
at times like these.
When Jon gave her hell for feeding them a “Las Vegas
showgirl turkey”, she sassed right back at him.
When Tony bickered about the chaotic mess in their dining room, she
waved him off with an uncaring hand.
When Matt called her a kook, she grinned, saying everyone needed a kook
in their life and that he should be grateful it was her and not the guy from “Silence
of the Lambs”.
The woman counter-attacked every instance of Bongiovi ridicule
with feisty witticisms, but just let one of them say something nice to
her. That’s when she got all
awkward and tongue-tied. It was the
strangest thing.
Shifty eyes darted to the piano as Lilah crammed both hands
into her back pockets. “Sometimes it helps to be screwy, I reckon. We’d prob’ly better go on out there and see
if dinner’s about ready. My kids are likely
chewin’ on tree branches.”
“Hey, hey, hey!” Tony complained when his brother
deposited the box in a desk drawer.
Holding out an open palm, he commanded, “Gimme that. I wanna show Matt.”
“Show him your own.”
“I didn’t bring it.”
Impatient fingers waggled with insistence. “Gimme.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” Jon grumbled and tossed it at
Tony’s chest with a huff. “Don’t let
anybody else see it.”
“Of course not.
Nobody except Dom. And Luke and
Vince. Maybe Dad.”
The evil Bongiovi grin was in full force with that
bullshit assurance, making Charlie laugh.
When Jon’s full lips took on a pout, she decided she’d picked on him
enough for one family holiday and offered her support in the form of a stern, “Keep
it away from all the kids – even the older ones. Those boys don’t need help finding trouble.”
There wasn’t a chance for Tony to offer up a
promise. Before he could do more than
pretend to think about it, a knock came on the door that Jon answered with a
loud invitation to enter – while stabbing a threatening finger at his
brother.
Caleb’s tousled head popped around the door’s edge. “Hey Mom? Becca and I want to do the gender
and name thing before dinner. Is that
okay?”
Excitement and anticipation flip-flopped in her
stomach. As if the girl’s pregnant belly
wasn’t enough, things were about to get very real. The baby hiding under Becca’s soft red
sweater was about to get an identity, and Charlie would finally know whether to
buy blue or pink.
She was going to be a Nonna. To an actual person, and not just the
mooching dog who was weaving around everyone’s ankles in search of dropped
scraps.
Poor Nana. She wouldn’t
like not being the baby anymore.
“You’ve got names picked out already? I didn’t know that.” Nobody had mentioned names, and she’d been
waiting for that conversation with a few of her own suggestions. The again, she was behind the curve in most
everything involving this pregnancy. Why
should she be included in the naming?
Don’t be a
bitch. Enjoy your achy cheeks and give
the kid a breather from your abundance of opinions.
“Yep. Can we do it
now?”
“Yeah, yeah.” Undoubtedly
knowing that she was on the verge of sticking a foot in her mouth, Jon took it
upon himself to deliver the answer and placed an ushering hand at Charlie’s
back. “C’mon folks. We’ve got a baby to unveil.”
“Lord a’mercy, don’t talk about unveilin’ that baby
yet. You’ll have it thinkin’ today’s a
good day for bein’ born,” Lilah scolded.
Herding everyone in front of him, Jon mocked, “It’s not
like you can will things like that into being, Kentucky.”
“Speak for yourself.”
With their sister-in-law’s intuition, it wouldn’t
necessarily be a shock to find out Lilah possessed the voodoo powers he
believed her to have. She may even be descended
from a black magic priestess for all they knew, but Charlie was more inclined
to believe that Lilah just liked spooking Jon.
Charlie was usually on board with that, but this time she
took his side.
“There will be no premature labor until at least
Groundhog Day,” she asserted as they emerged from the office into the living
room.
“Well, it’s about damn time. So good of you to join us.”
“Shut up, Luke. We
were gone for ten minutes.” Charlie
would’ve offered him a Jersey salute – complete with a shiny red bow – if she
didn’t think their mother would throw a fit.
Brothers were such a pain in the ass.
“Well, you held up this announcement for at least eight of
it.”
“Over here, Mom.”
She was so distracted by Luke’s whining that the empty
armchair at the center of the room escaped her attention until Caleb directed
her toward it.
An empty chair never happened by accident. With this crowd, there were never quite
enough spots for them all to sit comfortably in one room. At least a handful of people were always
perched on chair and sofa arms or cross-legged in the floor. If there was a vacant seat, someone had been
evicted to create it.
Well, it wasn’t entirely vacant, she found upon
approach. There was a gift on the
cushion. The size of a shirt box, it was
wrapped in white paper and tied with a gold ribbon.
“What’s this?”
“Pick it up and sit down,” her son instructed with a grin
as his girlfriend sidled up next to him.
“Becca and I want you to do the reveal as your Christmas present, and
the envelope is your gift from me and Noah.
And Jon, kind of. He got the
right people together.”
That sounded like her husband. Jon knew everybody, and if there was someone
he didn’t know, he knew someone who did know them. The man could make things happen, and it
warmed her to know he was using that ability on behalf of the boys.
The thick, oblong envelope labeled “Mom” was practically
hidden under the fluffy double bow, but it slid free when Charlie lifted the
box. She had to make a grab to keep it
from falling to the floor.
Settling into the chair under the watchful eyes of their
huge family, she caught Jon’s attention and subtly tilted her head. He couldn’t even even take his cue to sit on
the chair arm before getting hammered with an accusatory glare.
“I see you’re still keeping secrets from me.”
He was so used to their full-blown fighting that her
disgruntled gripe practically qualified as love talk. With a lazy smile, Jon just kissed the top of
her head and murmured, “Last one, and it’s a good one.”
“It better be.”
“Jeez, Mom. Can we
do this before I become an uncle?”
This from Noah who had shifted through the crowd to stand
beside his brother in a cloud of impatience.
The amount of patience in this room could be collected in a shot glass
with room to spare. None of them were
known for it, and she could feel the wave of fidgeting begin. If she didn’t get this show on the road, there
was going to be a riot.
“Alright, alright.” Before the any of her brothers decided to join
in on the nagging, she pushed her finger under the flap of the envelope.
As she did, there came a snicker from over by the
windows, and it lifted one corner of Charlie’s mouth into her cheek. It sounded like Matt just got his first look
at Lilah’s handiwork.
A thick, tri-folded stack of papers was now free from the
confines of the envelope. Tucking it between
the cushion and chair arm, she then flipped up the top edge of the Christmas
gift from her sons. There was an eerie
sense of déjà vu as she saw the header for a legal document from Kings County,
New York, and she flicked a look of suspicion toward two grinning sons.
“What? Is it the
trend to spend money on legal services for a former lawyer?” she demanded wryly. “Is this what I’ve got to look forward to
every year? Court-appointed sentiments?”
“If it makes you happy, who cares?”
“Touchè.” Her
husband was right. If this was even a
quarter as good as last year’s donation to the legal community, she had no room
for complaint.
“Read it, already.”
“I’m reading, I’m reading!” Caleb’s prompting should make Charlie wonder
how she got such pushy children, but she knew how. They were hers.
A quick scan of the document caused her heart to stutter,
and then she went back to read it more carefully. There were actually two documents here, and
both were approved orders for name changes – one for Noah and one for
Caleb.
They boys no longer carried the surname Foster. They were now legally and officially Del
Vecchios, and before she even thought to ask why, a puddle of emotion pooled in
her lower lids. They really were her children.
“We decided we’d never really been Fosters, anyway,” Noah
explained to both her and the room at large without prompting. “And after finding out what went on all those
years…. Well, we’re Del Vecchios. Always have been, and now that we legally
changed our name, the rest of the world will know that.”
Dropping the hands that still clutched thick parchment, Charlie
just looked at her kids through a sheen of moisture. She’d never taken the Foster name and had wished
countless times that they carried her name instead of Owen’s – and now they
did.
“We mentioned it to Jon and he hooked us up with a
lawyer,” Caleb supplied, prompting her to reach for her husband’s hand. “What do you think?”
“What do I think?”
The unopened package was put aside so that she could rise and fold both young
men into her arms for bone-crushing hugs.
“I think this was more a gift to yourselves than it was to me, but I’ll
take it. Gladly. I love you both so much.”
“Guess you haven’t ruined the desire to be part of this
family for everybody.”
A loud thwap followed Luke’s blurted sarcasm, and his yelp
of pain incited a round of laughter along with Dominick’s, “It’s Christmas, you
idiot. Stop being a horse’s ass.”
“Language, Domnick.”
“Yes, Ma.” The
sigh was followed by another audible thwap to his younger brother, and Charlie
gave a watery chuckle as she released her boys.
“You may live to regret publicly claiming those morons,
but I’m thrilled with your decision. Thank
you.” Kisses and fresh hugs were
exchanged before she turned to drop grateful lips to Jon’s mouth. “I love you for loving and supporting them.”
Not financially, either.
Thanks to an interest-bearing account, the boys were still sitting on a
joint trust that had scarcely dipped below million-dollar payout of Owen’s life
insurance policy. Money was nice, but it
wasn’t the same as emotional support that not every step-father was qualified
or willing to provide. This man had gone
above and beyond as of late, and Charlie was immeasurably thankful for him.
“It’s what family does, baby.”
It was as simple as that in his mind, and she couldn’t
keep herself from stealing another impulsive kiss. Jon was imperfect perfection – and he was
hers.
“Okay, okay. Enough
of that,” came a bellow from the peanut gallery. One of her brothers, Charlie was sure. “Are we getting a grand-niece or a
grand-nephew?”
The next voice she positively identified as the oldest Del
Vecchio sibling. “Doesn’t matter. Dominick or Dominique are both great names.”
“Which they won’t be using.”
“And they won’t be using yours, either,” Vince scorned. “Because this family already has a Luke and a
Lucas, little brother. That’s plenty. Personally, I think Vincenzo would be
nice. Or Vincetta.”
“I vote for Julian or Juliana.”
Of all those suggestions, Charlie agreed most with the
last one, from her father. It would be a
blessing to have a grandchild named for her mother.
“How about you get on with this to shut them up?” Jon prodded under his breath.
With a grin, she plopped back down with the unopened
package. “Excellent idea. Okay, who wants to see if we’re having a Del
Vecchio girl or boy?”
An approving roar went up from the quibbling crowd, and
Charlie sought Becca and Caleb.
“Are we ready for this?”
Both grinning kids nodded as their arms tightened around each
other’s waists, giving every appearance of a young couple in love. They would end up getting married, Charlie
silently predicted, and bestowing more grandbabies upon their family. When the time was right.
A gentle tug on one end of the bow had it unraveling, and
impatient hands stripped the paper away.
Do I want a boy or
a girl?
Boys were what she knew after raising two of them, but it
would be so much fun to dress a little girl.
Their combined five sons produced plenty enough testosterone at family
gatherings, so it might be nice for a pink bundle of joy to offset it.
Either way, she would be happy. Love knew no gender when it came to grandchildren. Pink or blue, nuts or no nuts, – as she heard
one of Jon’s brothers joke – prince or princess. There was no wrong answer, but when she
lifted the box lid…
“Ohhhh!” Her head
whipped around to demand of Jon, “Did you know this, too?”
His blinding grin was wide enough to light the whole
room. “Nope. This, I would’ve told you.”
“Well? What the hell
is it?”
“Language, Luca!”
“Sorry, Ma. What the
heck
is it? Julian or Juliana?”
Charlie brought the fuzzy pink blanket from the box to
her face for a heartbeat before lifting it to reveal both the color and the
embroidered name.
“Charley Corinne.
It’s a girl.”
“She’ll probably be called Cici,” Caleb clarified. “But I wanted some version of Charlie, and
Corinne is Becca’s grandma.”
She hugged the little blankie to her chest. “I think it’s beautiful, and I’m honored,
just like I know Becca’s grandma is.”
So, he didn’t run to her for help with his unexpected
news. So, he’d gone to Jon instead of
her. Those things would fade into memory
eventually. This baby’s name would not,
and the fact that Caleb chose to bestow her nickname on his child…
“Told ya little gifts are the best.”
Beaming across the room at the all-knowing Lilah, Charlie
concurred, “Little gifts rock.”
“They do at that,” Jon agreed with a kiss to her temple. “But I gotta tell you. The guy that’s gonna butt heads with Charley
Del Vecchio 2.0 is gonna need my advice.
I think maybe it’s time to write a book.”
Charlie’s head toppled back with what must be the
millionth burst of laughter in this beautiful day.
If anyone ever wrote their story, she certainly didn’t
want her granddaughter reading it. The
only thing this little girl needed to know was that she was a gift to the
family who loved each other as much as they would come to love her.
Merry Christmas